What am I talking about? My cousin. She’s one of those white dogs. The big kind. The fluffy one that has all the extra toes on the back feet. I don’t know. I think I’ve heard humans call her great tyrant great tyrannical great pyromania. Why can’t I remember what...
Gunny here. The other day I was half asleep on the couch on my back with my lips flopping around as I was snoring. (You have the visual. ) My human fam had the tv news on. I almost choked on my drool. I don’t get it. How can there be a baby formula shortage? Like...
Gunny here. Where’ve you been? It’s been a few months since I’ve been to the dog park. So I haven’t had a lot to say, not a lot to share. No worries, nothing’s going on – I just haven’t gone to the dog park lately. Had other things on my doggy plate. My mom‘s...
Gunny here. I love fresh food. Sometimes I like to go to the garden and pick my own salad… you know, that stuff that grows green all over the backyard. I think you humans call it “grass.” It’s been raining a lot lately. The grass is growing nice and fresh. Tastes just...
It’s funny, you humans see how things work for yourselves but then you have different expectations for us, your pets… but we’re mammals just like you! I have three examples to prove my point: toenails, teeth, skin. Let’s talk about clipping your nails for...
