Maggots. The Trend of the Future

Maggots. The Trend of the Future

Gunny here Yes I’m a dog. As a dog I have to admit I have eaten some nasty, smelly crap. I really like to roll in it. It’s like human men with their beards – save that flavor for later! Now that everybody’s been staying home for the last year, my mom has been home...
Why Is My Food Dish Where All The Trash Goes?

Why Is My Food Dish Where All The Trash Goes?

Gunny here Most of you know I’m an older mixed breed rescue dog. I’ve got some Shepherd in me. I’ve got some Labrador in me. Some humans call me a crotchety old man. That’s their deal. I can tell you, I’ve been around the block. I’ve had a couple of different homes....
The Power of Pretzels

The Power of Pretzels

Gunny here. I’ve been watching you humans. I’ve been listening. Because really it’s all I have. I’ve seen you humans snack. Some of you like pretzels. Some of those pretzels are really hard and crunchy. I’ve seen the little ones they’re about the size of my dewclaw....
Tough Toenails

Tough Toenails

Gunny here. I don’t know what it is about my feet, but ever since I was a pup, if someone touched my foot, I would pull it back really fast. I can’t help myself! It’s like an unconscious thing. My mom says it’s something called a reflex. Whatever it is, withdrawal...
Winter Philosophy by Fred The Flea

Winter Philosophy by Fred The Flea

Hey everybody! It’s Fred the flea. I love this time of year. Humans are so confused that it really makes my job of surviving the winter much easier! Because let’s talk about winter. Up north, it’s starting to get nasty outside. In the words of Dean Martin: Baby, it’s...

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