Now It’s My Toes?

What am I talking about? My cousin. She’s one of those white dogs. The big kind. The fluffy one that has all the extra toes on the back feet. I don’t know. I think I’ve heard humans call her great tyrant great tyrannical great pyromania. Why can’t I remember what...

Four Things You Should Never Tell Your Regular Vet

Why is this even a question - a consideration? Because shouldn’t pet owners be able to have a truthful, respecting relationship with their healthcare provider? Their veterinarian? After all, the pet owner is truly in charge of their pet’s health. xx In reality, pet...

Milk. Really?

Milk. Really?

Gunny here. The other day I was half asleep on the couch on my back with my lips flopping around as I was snoring. (You have the visual. ) My human fam had the tv news on. I almost choked on my drool. I don’t get it. How can there be a baby formula shortage? Like...

What’s Up Buttercup?

What’s Up Buttercup?

Gunny here. Where’ve you been? It’s been a few months since I’ve been to the dog park. So I haven’t had a lot to say, not a lot to share. No worries, nothing’s going on - I just haven’t gone to the dog park lately. Had other things on my doggy plate. My mom‘s been...

A Dog’s Version of Salad

Gunny here. I love fresh food. Sometimes I like to go to the garden and pick my own salad… you know, that stuff that grows green all over the backyard. I think you humans call it “grass.” It’s been raining a lot lately. The grass is growing nice and fresh. Tastes just...

We’re Mammals Like You!

It’s funny, you humans see how things work for yourselves but then you have different expectations for us, your pets… but we’re mammals just like you!  I have three examples to prove my point: toenails, teeth, skin. Let’s talk about clipping your nails for...

What’s in a Breed?

Gunny here. I’m asking why humans focus on dog breeds and what diseases some breeds are predisposed to. Sure, there are certain things that are breed-specific. Like my brother Newman. He’s a tall, rough coat collie. He has collie eye. That’s some thing collies get....

Do you watch TV?

Gunny here.  Can I ask you a quick question? Do you watch commercials on tv?Look,  I’m a dog. So, I’m at the mercy of my people and what they put on the rectangle talking box. I don’t have thumbs to change the channel. So I have to watch what the people pick. The...

Gargling by Gunny

You humans spend a lot of time in the bathroom. It’s rather fascinating to a dog. Your body can do and move in ways I cannot.  Take the tongue. I can lick a plate better than any human. My tongue goes wide and flat to get in the books and crannies. Don’t want to...

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